This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.
Texas High School Golf
League

Schools


Abbott

Abernathy

Abilene

Abilene Cooper

Abilene Texas Leadership

Abilene Wylie

Ackerly Sands

Adrian

Afton Patton Springs

Agua Dulce

Alba-Golden

Albany

Aledo

Alice

Alief Elsik

Alief Hastings

Alief Taylor

Allen

Alpine

Altair Rice

Alto

Alvarado

Alvin

Alvin Shadow Creek

Alvord

Amarillo

Amarillo Caprock

Amarillo Highland Park

Amarillo Palo Duro

Amarillo River Road

Amarillo Tascosa

Amherst

Anahuac

Anderson-Shiro

Andrews

Angleton

Anna

Anson

Anthony

Anton

Apple Springs

Aquilla

Aransas Pass

Archer City

Argyle

Arlington

Arlington Bowie

Arlington Houston

Arlington Lamar

Arlington Martin

Arlington Seguin

Arlington Texas

Arp

Aspermont

Athens

Atlanta

Aubrey

Austin

Austin Achieve

Austin Akins

Austin Anderson

Austin Ann Richards

Austin Bowie

Austin Crockett

Austin Eastside Memorial

Austin IDEA Montopolis

Austin Johnson

Austin Lake Travis

Austin LASA

Austin McCallum

Austin Navarro

Austin Northeast

Austin Travis

Austin Vandegrift

Austin Westlake

Austwell-Tivoli

Avalon

Avery

Avinger

Axtell

Azle

Baird

Ballinger

Balmorhea

Bandera

Bangs

Banquete

Barksdale Nueces Canyon

Bartlett

Bastrop

Bastrop Cedar Creek

Bay City

Baytown Goose Crk Mem

Baytown Lee

Baytown Sterling

Beaumont United

Beaumont West Brook

Beckville

Beeville Jones

Bellevue

Bells

Bellville

Belton

Ben Bolt-Palito Blanco

Benavides

Benjamin

Big Lake Reagan Co.

Big Sandy

Big Sandy Harmony

Big Spring

Bishop

Blackwell

Blanco

Blanket

Bloomburg

Blooming Grove

Bloomington

Blue Ridge

Bluff Dale

Blum

Boerne

Boerne Champion

Bogata Rivercrest

Boling

Bonham

Booker

Borger

Bosqueville

Bovina

Bowie

Bowie Gold-Burg

Boyd

Boys Ranch

Brackettville Brackett

Brady

Breckenridge

Bremond

Brenham

Bridge City

Bridgeland

Bridgeport

Briscoe Fort Elliott

Broaddus

Brock

Bronte

Brookeland

Brookesmith

Brownfield

Brownsboro

Brownsville Hanna

Brownsville Harmony

Brownsville IDEA Frontier Coll Prep

Brownsville IDEA Riverview

Brownsville Jubilee

Brownsville Lopez

Brownsville Pace

Brownsville Porter

Brownsville Rivera

Brownsville Veterans Memorial

Brownwood

Bruceville-Eddy

Bruni

Bryan

Bryan Rudder

Bryson

Buckholts

Buda Hays

Buda Johnson

Buda Live Oak

Buffalo

Bullard

Buna

Burkburnett

Burkeville

Burleson

Burleson Centennial

Burnet

Burton

Bushland

Bynum

Caddo Mills

Caldwell

Callisburg

Calvert

Cameron Yoe

Campbell

Canadian

Canton

Canutillo

Canyon

Canyon Randall

Carrizo Springs

Carrollton Creekview

Carrollton Ranchview

Carrollton Smith

Carrollton Turner

Carthage

Castroville Medina Valley

Cayuga

CC Calallen

CC Carroll

CC Flour Bluff

CC Tuloso-Midway

CC Veterans Memorial

Cedar Hill

Cedar Park

Cedar Park Vista Ridge

Celeste

Celina

Center

Center Point

Centerville

Channelview

Channing

Charlotte

Cherokee

Chester

Chico

Childress

Chillicothe

Chilton

China Spring

Chireno

Christoval

Cibolo Steele

Cisco

Clarendon

Clarksville

Claude

Cleburne

Cleveland

Cleveland Tarkington

Clifton

Clint

Clint Horizon

Clute Brazoswood

Clyde

Clyde Eula

Coahoma

Coldspring-Oakhurst

Coleman

College Prep Acad

College Station

College Station A&M Consolidated

Colleyville Heritage

Collinsville

Colmesneil

Colorado City Colorado

Columbus

Comal Canyon

Comal Canyon Lake

Comal Davenport

Comal Smithson Valley

Comanche

Comfort

Commerce

Como-Pickton

Comstock

Conroe

Conroe Caney Creek

Conroe Grand Oaks

Conroe Oak Ridge

Conroe The Woodlands

Conroe Woodlands College Park

Converse Judson

Coolidge

Cooper

Coppell

Copperas Cove

Corpus Christi King

Corpus Christi London

Corpus Christi Miller

Corpus Christi Moody

Corpus Christi Ray

Corpus Christi West Oso

Corrigan-Camden

Corsicana

Cotton Center

Cotulla

Covington

Crandall

Crane

Cranfills Gap

Crawford

Crockett

Crosby

Crosbyton

Cross Plains

Crowell

Crowley

Crystal City

Cuero

Cumberland Acad

Cumby

Cumby Miller Grove

Cushing

Cy-Fair

Cyp. Creek

Cyp. Falls

Cyp. Lakes

Cyp. Park

Cyp. Ranch

Cyp. Ridge

Cyp. Springs

Cyp. Woods

D'Hanis

Daingerfield

Dalhart

Dallardsville Big Sandy

Dallas A+

Dallas Adams

Dallas Adamson

Dallas Carter

Dallas Conrad

Dallas Gateway Charter Acedemy

Dallas Highland Park

Dallas Hillcrest

Dallas Hutchins

Dallas Jefferson

Dallas Jesuit

Dallas Kimball

Dallas Life Oak Cliff

Dallas Lincoln

Dallas Madison

Dallas Molina

Dallas Pinkston

Dallas Roosevelt

Dallas Samuell

Dallas Seagoville

Dallas Skyline

Dallas South Oak Cliff

Dallas Spruce

Dallas Sunset

Dallas White

Dallas Wilson

Danbury

Darrouzett

Dawson

Dayton

De Kalb

De Leon

De Soto

Decatur

Deer Park

Del Rio

Dell City

Denison

Denton

Denton Braswell

Denton Guyer

Denton Ryan

Denver City

Detroit

Devine

Deweyville

Diana New Diana

Diboll

Dickinson

Dilley

Dime Box

Dimmitt

Dodd City

Donna

Donna North

Douglass

Dripping Springs

Dublin

Dumas

Duncanville

Eagle Pass

Eagle Pass Winn

Early

Earth Springlake

East Bernard

Eastland

Ector

Edcouch-Elsa

Eden

Edgewood

Edinburg

Edinburg Economedes

Edinburg IDEA College Prep

Edinburg North

Edinburg Quest IDEA Coll Prep

Edinburg Vela

Edna

El Campo

El Maton Tidehaven

El Paso

El Paso Americas

El Paso Andress

El Paso Austin

El Paso Bel Air

El Paso Bowie

El Paso Burges

El Paso Cathedral

El Paso Chapin

El Paso Coronado

El Paso Del Valle

El Paso Eastlake

El Paso Eastwood

El Paso El Dorado

El Paso Franklin

El Paso Hanks

El Paso Harmony Science Academy

El Paso Irvin

El Paso Jefferson

El Paso Loretto

El Paso Montwood

El Paso Parkland

El Paso Pebble Hills

El Paso Riverside

El Paso Socorro

El Paso Womens Leadership Academy

El Paso Ysleta

Eldorado

Electra

Elgin

Elkhart

Elysian Fields

Ennis

EP Young Women's STEAM

Era

Euless Trinity

Eustace

Evadale

Evant

Everman

Fabens

Fairfield

Falfurrias

Falls City

Farmersville

Farwell

Fayetteville

Ferris

Flatonia

Florence

Floresville

Floydada

Follett

Forestburg

Forney

Forsan

Fort Bend Austin

Fort Bend Bush

Fort Bend Clements

Fort Bend Dulles

Fort Bend Elkins

Fort Bend Hightower

Fort Bend Kempner

Fort Bend Marshall

Fort Bend Ridge Point

Fort Bend Travis

Fort Bend Willowridge

Fort Davis

Fort Hancock

Fort Stockton

Franklin

Frankston

Fredericksburg

Freeport Brazosport

Freer

Friendswood

Friona

Frisco

Frisco Centennial

Frisco Heritage

Frisco Independence

Frisco Lebanon Trail

Frisco Liberty

Frisco Lone Star

Frisco Memorial

Frisco Reedy

Frisco Wakeland

Frndswd Clear Brook

Frost

Fruitvale

Ft Worth Arlington Hts

Ft Worth Benbrook

Ft Worth Boswell

Ft Worth Carter-Riverside

Ft Worth Dunbar

Ft Worth Eastern Hills

Ft Worth North Side

Ft Worth Paschal

Ft Worth Polytechnic

Ft Worth South Hills

Ft Worth Southwest

Ft Worth Trimble Tech

Ft Worth Western Hills

Ft Worth Wyatt

FW Chisholm Trail

FW Diamond Hill-Jarvis

FW Harmony Innovation

FW Young Men's Leadership Acad

Gail Borden County

Gainesville

Galena Park

Galena Park North Shore

Galveston Ball

Ganado

Garden City

Garland

Garland Lakeview Cent

Garland Naaman Forest

Garland Rowlett

Garland Sachse

Garrison

Gary

Gatesville

George West

Georgetown

Georgetown East View

Georgetown Gateway

Geronimo Navarro

Gholson

Giddings

Gilmer

Gilmer Union Hill

Gladewater

Gladewater Sabine

Gladewater Union Grove

Glen Rose

Godley

Goldthwaite

Goliad

Gonzales

Goodrich

Gordon

Gorman

Graford

Graham

Granbury

Grand Prairie

Grand Saline

Grandfalls-Royalty

Grandview

Granger

Grapeland

Grapevine

Greenville

Greenville PTAA

Gregory-Portland

Groesbeck

Groom

Groveton

Groveton Centerville

Gruver

Gunter

Gustine

Guthrie

H Austin

H Bellaire

H Carnegie Vanguard

H Chavez

H Furr

H Harmony School of Discovery

H Heights

H Kashmere

H Lamar

H Madison

H Math Sci. & Tech

H Mickey Leland College Prep Acad

H Milby

H North Forest

H Northside

H Scarborough

H Sharpstown

H Sterling

H Waltrip

H Washington

H Westbury

H Westside

H Wheatley

H Wisdom

H Worthing

H Yates

Hale Center

Hallettsville

Hallsville

Haltom City Haltom

Hamilton

Hamlin

Hamshire-Fannett

Happy

Hardin

Hardin-Jefferson

Harleton

Harlingen

Harlingen South

Harper

Harrold

Hart

Hartley

Harts Bluff ECHS

Haskell

Haskell Paint Creek

Hawkins

Hawley

Hearne

Hebbronville

Hedley

Hemphill

Hempstead

Henderson

Henrietta

Henrietta Midway

Hereford

Hermleigh

Hico

Hidalgo Early College

High Island

Hillsboro

Hitchcock

Holland

Holliday

Hondo

Honey Grove

Hooks

Houston Aldine

Houston Benjamin Davis Sr

Houston Clear Lake

Houston Eisenhower

Houston MacArthur

Houston Memorial

Houston Nimitz

Houston Northbrook

Houston Spring Woods

Houston Strake Jesuit

Houston Stratford

Howe

HSI - Waco

Hubbard

Huckabay

Hudson

Huffman Hargrave

Hughes Springs

Hull-Daisetta

Humble

Humble Atascocita

Humble Kingwood

Humble Kingwood Park

Humble Summer Creek

Huntington

Huntsville

Hurst Bell

Hutto

Idalou

Imperial Buena Vista

Ingleside

Ingram Moore

Iola

Iowa Park

Ira

Iraan

Iredell

Irving

Irving MacArthur

Irving Nimitz

Italy

Itasca

Ivanhoe Rayburn

Jacksboro

Jacksonville

Jarrell

Jasper

Jayton

Jefferson

Jersey Village

Jewett Leon

Joaquin

Johnson City LBJ

Jonesboro

Joshua

Jourdanton

Junction

Karnes City

Katy

Katy Cinco Ranch

Katy Jordan

Katy Mayde Creek

Katy Morton Ranch

Katy Paetow

Katy Seven Lakes

Katy Taylor

Katy Tompkins

Kaufman

Keene

Keller

Keller Central

Keller Fossil Ridge

Keller Timber Creek

Kemp

Kenedy

Kennard

Kennedale

Kerens

Kermit

Kerrville Tivy

Kilgore

Killeen

Killeen Ellison

Killeen Harker Heights

Killeen Shoemaker

Kingsville King

Kirbyville

Klein

Klein Cain

Klein Collins

Klein Forest

Klein Oak

Knippa

Knox City

Kopperl

Kountze

Kress

Krum

Kyle Lehman

La Feria

La Grange

La Joya

La Joya Juarez-Lincoln

La Joya Palmview

La Marque

La Porte

La Pryor

La Rue La Poynor

La Vernia

La Villa

Ladonia Fannindel

Lago Vista

Laird Hill Leveretts Chapel

Lake Belton

Lake Dallas

Lake Worth

Lamar Fulshear

Lamesa

Lamesa Klondike

Lampasas

Lancaster

Laneville

Langham Creek

Laredo Alexander

Laredo Cigarroa

Laredo Johnson

Laredo Martin

Laredo Nixon

Laredo United

Laredo United South

Lasara

Latexo

Lazbuddie

LC Clear Creek

LC Clear Falls

LC Clear Springs

Leadership

Leakey

Leander

Leander Glenn

Leander Rouse

Lefors

Leggett

Lenorah Grady

Leonard

Levelland

Lewisville

Lewisville Flower Mound

Lewisville Hebron

Lewisville Marcus

Lewisville The Colony

Lexington

Liberty

Liberty Hill

Lindale

Linden-Kildare

Lindsay

Lingleville

Lipan

Little Elm

Little River Academy

Littlefield

Livingston

Llano

Lockhart

Lockney

Lohn

Lometa

Lone Oak

Longview

Longview Chadwick

Longview Pine Tree

Longview Spring Hill

Loop

Loraine

Lorena

Lorenzo

Los Fresnos

Louise

Lovelady

Lubbock

Lubbock Cooper

Lubbock Coronado

Lubbock Estacado

Lubbock Monterey

Lubbock Roosevelt

Lucas Lovejoy

Lueders-Avoca

Lufkin

Lufkin Pineywoods Community Academy

Luling

Lumberton

Lyford

Lytle

Mabank

Madisonville

Magnolia

Magnolia West

Malakoff

Malakoff Cross Roads

Manor

Manor New Tech

Mansfield

Mansfield Lake Ridge

Mansfield Legacy

Mansfield Summit

Mansfield Timberview

Manvel

Marathon

Marble Falls

Marfa

Marion

Marlin

Marshall

Mart

Martins Mill

Martinsville

Mason

Mathis

Maud

May

Maypearl

McAllen

McAllen Memorial

McAllen Rowe

McCamey

McDade

McGregor

McKinney

McKinney Boyd

McKinney North

McLean

McLeod

Meadow

Medina

Melissa

Memphis

Menard

Mercedes

Meridian

Merit Bland

Merkel

Mertzon Irion County

Mesquite

Mesquite Horn

Mesquite Poteet

Mexia

Miami

Midland

Midland Christain

Midland Greenwood

Midland Legacy

Midland Texas Leadership

Midland Trinity

Midlothian

Midlothian Heritage

Milano

Mildred

Miles

Milford

Millsap

Mineola

Mineral Wells

Mission

Mission IDEA N Mission

Mission Sharyland

Mission Veterans Memorial

Monahans

Monte Alto

Montgomery

Montgomery Lake Creek

Moody

Moran

Morgan

Morton

Motley County

Moulton

Mount Calm

Mount Enterprise

Mount Pleasant

Mount Pleasant Chapel Hill

Mount Vernon

Mt Belvieu Barbers Hill

Mt. View

Muenster

Muleshoe

Mullin

Mumford

Munday

N Richland Hills Birdville

N Richland Hills Richland

Nacogdoches

Nacogdoches Central Heights

Natalia

Navasota

Nazareth

Neches

Nederland

Needville

Nevada Community

New Boston

New Braunfels

New Caney

New Caney Porter

New Deal

New Home

New London West Rusk

New Summerfield

New Waverly

Newcastle

Newton

Nixon Smiley

Nocona

Nocona Prairie Valley

Nordheim

Normangee

North Crowley

North Dallas

North Forney

North Garland

North Mesquite

North Zulch

Northside Brandeis

Northside Brennan

Northside Clark

Northside Harlan

Northside Health Careers

Northside Holmes

Northside Jay

Northside Marshall

Northside O'Connor

Northside Stevens

Northside Taft

Northside Warren

Northwest

Northwest Eaton

Northwest Nelson

O'Donnell

Oak Cliff Faith Family

Oakwood

Odem

Odessa

Odessa Compass Academy

Odessa Permian

Oglesby

Olfen

Olney

Olton

Omaha Pewitt

Onalaska

Orange Grove

Orange Little Cypress-Mauriceville

Orangefield

Ore City

Overton

Ozona

Paducah

Paint Rock

Palacios

Palestine

Palestine Westwood

Palmer

Pampa

Panhandle

Paradise

Paris

Paris Chisum

Paris North Lamar

Pasadena

Pasadena Dobie

Pasadena Memorial

Pasadena Rayburn

Pasadena South Houston

Pattonville Prairiland

Pearland

Pearland Dawson

Pearsall

Peaster

Pecos

Penelope

Perrin-Whitt

Perryton

Petersburg

Petrolia

Pettus

Pflugerville

Pflugerville Connally

Pflugerville Hendrickson

Pflugerville Weiss

Pharr IDEA College Prep

Pharr Valley View

Pharr-San Juan-Alamo

Pilot Point

Pittsburg

Plains

Plainview

Plano

Plano East

Plano West

Pleasanton

Pollok Central

Ponder

Poolville

Port Aransas

Port Arthur Memorial

Port Isabel

Port Lavaca Calhoun

Port Neches-Groves

Post

Poteet

Poth

Pottsboro

Prairie Lea

Premont

Presidio

Price Carlisle

Priddy

Princeton

Progreso

Prosper

Prosper Rock Hill

PSJA Memorial

PSJA North

PSJA Southwest

Quanah

Queen City

Quinlan Boles

Quinlan Ford

Quitman

Rains

Ralls

Ranger

Rankin

Raymondville

Red Oak

Redwater

Refugio

Rembrandt - Pharr

Rice

Richards

Richardson

Richardson Berkner

Richardson Lake Highlands

Richardson Pearce

Richland Springs

Richmond Foster

Richmond George Ranch

Riesel

Rio Grande City

Rio Grande City Grulla

Rio Hondo

Rio Vista

Rising Star

River Oaks Castleberry

Riviera Kaufer

Robert Lee

Robinson

Robstown

Roby

Rochelle

Rockdale

Rockport-Fulton

Rocksprings

Rockwall

Rockwall Heath

Rogers

Roma

Ropesville Ropes

Roscoe Collegiate

Roscoe Highland

Rosebud-Lott

Rosenberg Lamar Cons

Rosenberg Terry

Rotan

Round Rock

Round Rock McNeil

Round Rock Stony Pt.

Round Rock Westwood

Round Top-Carmine

Royal

Royse City

RR Cedar Ridge

Rule

Runge

Rusk

SA Alamo Heights

SA Brackenridge

SA Brooks Acd Sci & Eng

SA Great Hearts Monte Vista N

SA Great Hearts Northern Oaks

SA Lee Academy

SA SW CAST STEM HS

SA Veterans Memorial

SA Young Men's Leadership

SA Young Women’s Leadership

Sabinal

Sabine Pass

Sadler S & S Cons.

Saginaw

Saint Jo

Salado

Saltillo

San Angelo Central

San Angelo Grape Creek

San Angelo Lake View

San Antonio Burbank

San Antonio Churchill

San Antonio Cole

San Antonio E. Central

San Antonio Edison

San Antonio Fox Tech

San Antonio Harlandale

San Antonio Highlands

San Antonio Houston

San Antonio Jefferson

San Antonio Johnson

San Antonio Kennedy

San Antonio Lanier

San Antonio LEE

San Antonio MacArthur

San Antonio Madison

San Antonio McCollum

San Antonio Memorial

San Antonio Reagan

San Antonio Roosevelt

San Antonio Southside

San Antonio Southwest

San Antonio Stacey

San Antonio Wagner

San Augustine

San Benito

San Diego

San Elizario

San Isidro

San Marcos

San Perlita

San Saba

Sanderson

Sanford-Fritch

Sanger

Santa Anna

Santa Fe

Santa Gertrudis Acad

Santa Maria

Santa Rosa

Santo

Saratoga West Hardin

Savoy

Schertz Clemens

School of Innovation

Schulenburg

Scurry-Rosser

Seagraves

Sealy

Seguin

Seminole

Seymour

Shallowater

Shamrock

Sharyland Pioneer

Shelbyville

Sheldon King

Shepherd

Sherman

Shiner

Sidney

Sierra Blanca

Silsbee

Silverton

Simms Bowie

Sinton

Skidmore-Tynan

Slaton

Slidell

Slocum

Smithville

Smyer

Snook

Snyder

Somerset

Somerville

Sonora

South Garland

South Grand Prairie

South San Antonio

South San Antonio West

Southlake Carroll

Southland

Southwest Legacy

Spearman

Splendora

Spring

Spring Dekaney

Spring Westfield

Springtown

Spur

Spurger

Stafford

Stamford

Stanton

Stephenville

Sterling City

Stinnett West Texas

Stockdale

Stratford

Strawn

Sudan

Sulphur Bluff

Sulphur Springs

Sulphur Springs North Hopkins

Sundown

Sunnyvale

Sunray

Sweeny

Sweetwater

Taft

Tahoka

Tatum

Taylor

Teague

Temple

Tenaha

Terlingua Big Bend

Terrell

Tex. Liberty-Eylau

Texarkana Pleasant Grove

Texarkana Texas

Texas City

Texline

Thorndale

Thrall

Three Rivers

Three Way School

Throckmorton

Tilden McMullen County

Timpson

Tioga

TLC - San Angelo

Tolar

Tom Bean

Tomball

Tomball Memorial

Tornillo

Trent

Trenton

Trinidad

Trinity Christian Academy

Troup

Troy

Tulia

Turkey Valley

Tuscola Jim Ned

Tyler

Tyler Chapel Hill

Tyler Lee

Universal City Randolph

Uplift Hampton Prep

Uplift North Hills Prep

Uplift Summit Intl Prep

Uplift Williams Prep

Utopia

Uvalde

Valentine

Valera Panther Creek

Valley Mills

Valley View

Van

Van Alstyne

Van Horn

Van Vleck

Vanderbilt Industrial

Vanguard Acad

Vanguard Beethoven

Vega

Venus

Veribest

Vernon

Vernon Northside

Victoria East

Victoria West

Vidor

Waco

Waco Connally

Waco La Vega

Waco Meyer

Waco Midway

Waco University

Waelder

Wall

Waller

Wallis Brazos

Walnut Springs

Warren

Waskom

Water Valley

Waxahachie

Waxahachie Life

Weatherford

Weimar

Welch Dawson

Wellington

Wellman-Union

Wells

Weslaco

Weslaco East

Weslaco IDEA Pike

West

West Columbia

West Mesquite

West Orange-Stark

West Sabine

Westbrook

Wharton

Wheeler

Wheeler Kelton

White Deer

White Oak

White Settlement Brewer

Whiteface

Whitehouse

Whitesboro

Whitewright

Whitharral

Whitney

Wichita Falls

Wichita Falls City View

Wichita Falls Hirschi

Wichita Falls Rider

Wildorado

Willis

Wills Point

Wilson

Wimberley

Windthorst

Wink

Winnie East Chambers

Winnsboro

Winona

Winters

Woden

Wolfe City

Wolfforth Frenship

Woodsboro

Woodson

Woodville

Wortham

Wylie

Wylie East

Yantis

Yoakum

Yorktown

Zapata

Zavalla

Zephyr