This is a quote about golf. It's pretty hilarious.
Iowa Boys High School Athletic Association
League

Schools


ACGC

ADM

AGWSR

AHSTW

Akron-Westfield

Albia

Alburnett

Algona

Alta-Aurelia

Ames

Anamosa

Ankeny

Ankeny Centennial

Aplington-Parkersburg

Atlantic

Audubon

B-G-M

Ballard

Baxter

BCLUW

Beckman Catholic

Bedford

Belle Plaine

Bellevue

Belmond-Klemme

Benton Community

Bettendorf-Morning Star

Bishop Garrigan

Bondurant-Farrar

Boone

Boyden-Hull

Boyer Valley

Burlington

Calamus-Wheatland

CAM

Camanche

Carlisle

Carroll

Cascade

Cedar Rapids Kennedy

Center Point-Urbana

Centerville

Central City

Central Decatur

Central DeWitt

Central Elkader

Central Lee

Central Lyon

Central Springs

Chariton

Charles City

Cherokee

Clarinda

Clarion-Goldfield-Dows

Clarke

Clarksville

Clay Central-Everly

Clayton Ridge

Clear Creek-Amana

Clear Lake

Clinton

Colfax-Mingo

Colo-Nesco

Columbus Catholic

Columbus Community

Columbus Junction

Coon Rapids-Bayard

Creston

Crestwood

Dallas Center-Grimes

Danville

Davis County Bloomfield

Decorah

Denison-Schleswig

Denver

Des Moines Christian

Des Moines Lincoln

Des Moines Roosevelt

Dike-New Hartford

Don Bosco

Dowling Catholic

Dubuque Senior

Dunkerton

Durant

Eagle Grove

Earlham

East Buchanan

East Marshall

East Mills

East Sac County

East Union

Easton Valley

Eddyville-Blakesburg-Fremont

Edgewood-Colesburg

Emmetsburg

English Valleys

Essex

Estherville Lincoln Central

Exira/Elk Horn-Kimballton

Fairfield

Forest City

Fort Dodge

Fort Madison

Fremont-Mills

Garner-Hayfield-Ventura

Gehlen Catholic

George-Little Rock

Gilbert

Gladbrook-Reinbeck

Glenwood

Glidden-Ralston

GMG, Garwin

Graettinger-Terril

Greene County

Grinnell

Griswold

Grundy Center

H-L-V

Hampton-Dumont

Harlan

Harris-Lake Park

Hartley-Melvin-Sanborn

Heartland Christian

Highland

Hinton

Holy Trinity Catholic

Hudson

Humboldt

IKM-Manning

Independence

Indianola

Interstate 35

Iowa City Regina

Iowa Falls-Alden

Iowa Mennonite

Iowa Valley

Isaac Newton Christian

Jesup

Johnston

Keokuk

Keota

Kingsley-Pierson

Knoxville

Kuemper Catholic

Lake Mills

Lamoni

Laurens-Marathon

Lawton-Bronson

LeMars

Lenox

Linn-Mar

Lisbon

Logan-Magnolia

Lone Tree

Louisa-Muscatine

Lynnville-Sully

Madrid

Manson-Northwest Webster

Maquoketa

Maquoketa Valley

Marion

Marquette Catholic

Marshalltown

Martensdale-St Marys

Mason City

Mediapolis

Melcher-Dallas

MFL MarMac

Mid-Prairie

Midland

Missouri Valley

MMCRU

MOC-Floyd Valley

Montezuma

Monticello

Moravia

Mormon Trail

Mount Ayr

Mount Pleasant

Mount Vernon

Muscatine

MVAOCOU

Nashua-Plainfield

Nevada

New Hampton

New London

Newell-Fonda

Newman Catholic

Newton

Nodaway Valley

North Butler

North Cedar

North Fayette Valley

North Iowa

North Linn

North Mahaska

North Polk

North Tama

North Union

Northeast

Northwood-Kensett

Norwalk

Notre Dame

OABCIG

Oelwein

Ogden

Okoboji

Osage

Oskaloosa

Ottumwa

Panorama

PCM

Pella

Perry

Pleasant Valley

Pleasantville

Pocahontas Area

Postville

Prince of Peace Catholic

Red Oak

Riceville

Ridge View

Rivermont Collegiate

Riverside

Rock Valley

Rockford

Roland-Story

Saint Ansgar

Saydel

Sergeant Bluff-Luton

Sheldon

Shenandoah

Sibley-Ocheyedan

Sidney

Sigourney

Sioux Center

Sioux Central

Siouxland Christian

Solon

South Central Calhoun

South Hamilton

South Hardin

South O'Brien

South Tama County

South Winneshiek

Southeast Polk

Southeast Valley

Southeast Warren

Southwest Valley

Spencer

Spirit Lake

Springville

St. Albert, Council Bluffs

St. Edmond

St. Mary's Remsen

St. Mary's Storm Lake

Starmont

Storm Lake

Sumner-Fredericksburg

Tipton

Treynor

Tri-Center

Trinity Christian

Tripoli

Turkey Valley

Underwood

Union

Unity Christian

Urbandale

Valley West DesMoines

Van Buren Community

Van Meter

Vinton-Shellsburg

Wahlert

Wapello

Wapsie Valley

Washington

Waterloo Christian

Waterloo West

Waukee

Waukon

Waverly-Shell Rock

Wayne

Webster City

West Bend-Mallard

West Branch

West Central Maynard

West Central Valley

West Delaware

West Fork, Sheffield

West Hancock

West Liberty

West Lyon

West Marshall

West Monona

West Sioux, Hawarden

Western Christian

Westwood

Williamsburg

Wilton

Winfield-Mt Union

Winterset

Woodbine

Woodbury Central

Woodward-Granger

Xavier