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Spartan Classic Tahoe 2019 | Sterba, Nachbar

Jim Sterba, Sterba, Nachbar Round 2
Club: Old Greenwood Golf Course
Course: Old Greenwood Golf Course

Tee: Three Trees
Gender:
18-Hole: 72.7/134
Front: 36.35/134
Back: 36.35/134
Course Handicap: 11
Hole 123456789OUT
Three Trees 4255821713634415681613344003445
HCP 7113115315179
Par 45344534436
Gross 55564535543
Net 44553435437
TOTAL E-1+1+2+1EE+1+1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Three Trees 55733050748742619936920841634996944
HCP 21668412181410
Par 5454434343672
Gross 5676534464689
Net 4665434454178
TOTAL E+2+3+4+4+4+4+5+6+6
Jim Sterba, Sterba, Nachbar Round 3
Club: Golf Club at Gray's Crossing
Course: Golf Club at Gray's Crossing

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 73.2/136
Front: 36.6/136
Back: 36.6/136
Course Handicap: 11
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4103486041564572745911784443462
HCP 1311717515391
Par 44534453436
Gross 43554553438
Net 42453542332
TOTAL E-2-3-1-2-1-2-3-4
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 45516341341233452522242558935387000
HCP 10161421886124
Par 4344453453672
Gross 5366653474583
Net 4365642464072
TOTAL -4-4-2-1+1E-1-1EE
Jim Sterba, Sterba, Nachbar Round 4
Club: Edgewood Tahoe GC
Course: Edgewood Tahoe GC

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 73/140
Front: 36.5/141
Back: 36.5/139
Course Handicap: 11
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4023935755201883981614304173484
HCP 1115191331757
Par 44553434436
Gross 45554535541
Net 35444434435
TOTAL -1E-1-2-1-1-1-1-1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 41337218742540639454717550134206904
HCP 61012421681814
Par 4434445353672
Gross 5535545464283
Net 4434444463772
TOTAL -1-1-1-1-1-1-2-1EE
Jim Sterba, Sterba, Nachbar Round 5
Club: Genoa Lakes Golf Club & Resort
Course: Lakes Course

Tee: Green
Gender:
18-Hole: 71.2/130
Front: 35.6/130
Back: 35.6/130
Course Handicap: 11
Hole 123456789OUT
Green 4035184193373931654451605443384
HCP 1793751311115
Par 45444343536
Gross 44444453638
Net 43333442632
TOTAL E-2-3-4-5-4-4-5-4
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Green 43632914958921535140048044133906774
HCP 21881210616144
Par 4435344543672
Gross 4334434553573
Net 3324324543062
TOTAL -5-6-7-8-8-10-10-10-10-10
Starting Hole