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Spartan Classic Tahoe 2019 | Caietti, LeBeau

John LeBeau, Caietti, LeBeau Round 2
Club: Old Greenwood Golf Course
Course: Old Greenwood Golf Course

Tee: Three Trees
Gender:
18-Hole: 72.7/134
Front: 36.35/134
Back: 36.35/134
Course Handicap: 13
Hole 123456789OUT
Three Trees 4255821713634415681613344003445
HCP 7113115315179
Par 45344534436
Gross 56345534641
Net 45234434534
TOTAL EE-1-2-2-3-3-3-2
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Three Trees 55733050748742619936920841634996944
HCP 21668412181410
Par 5454434343672
Gross 4656634544384
Net 3645524533771
TOTAL -4-2-3-2-1-2-2E-1-1
John LeBeau, Caietti, LeBeau Round 3
Club: Golf Club at Gray's Crossing
Course: Golf Club at Gray's Crossing

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 73.2/136
Front: 36.6/136
Back: 36.6/136
Course Handicap: 13
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4103486041564572745911784443462
HCP 1311717515391
Par 44534453436
Gross 55545445643
Net 44444434536
TOTAL EE-1EEE-2-1E
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 45516341341233452522242558935387000
HCP 10161421886124
Par 4344453453672
Gross 5346563554285
Net 4345552443672
TOTAL EEE+1+2+2+1+1EE
John LeBeau, Caietti, LeBeau Round 4
Club: Edgewood Tahoe GC
Course: Edgewood Tahoe GC

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 73/140
Front: 36.5/141
Back: 36.5/139
Course Handicap: 14
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4023935755201883981614304173484
HCP 1115191331757
Par 44553434436
Gross 34674454542
Net 24563353435
TOTAL -2-2-2-1-1-2E-1-1
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 41337218742540639454717550134206904
HCP 61012421681814
Par 4434445353672
Gross 6356546354385
Net 5245445343671
TOTAL E-2-1EEEEE-1-1
John LeBeau, Caietti, LeBeau Round 5
Club: Genoa Lakes Golf Club & Resort
Course: Lakes Course

Tee: Green
Gender:
18-Hole: 71.2/130
Front: 35.6/130
Back: 35.6/130
Course Handicap: 13
Hole 123456789OUT
Green 4035184193373931654451605443384
HCP 1793751311115
Par 45444343536
Gross 46345343537
Net 45234232530
TOTAL EE-2-3-3-4-5-6-6
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Green 43632914958921535140048044133906774
HCP 21881210616144
Par 4435344543672
Gross 4447534544077
Net 3436424533464
TOTAL -7-7-7-6-5-7-7-7-8-8
Starting Hole