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Spartan Classic Tahoe 2019 | Caietti, LeBeau

Chris Caietti, Caietti, LeBeau Round 2
Club: Old Greenwood Golf Course
Course: Old Greenwood Golf Course

Tee: Three Trees
Gender:
18-Hole: 72.7/134
Front: 36.35/134
Back: 36.35/134
Course Handicap: 16
Hole 123456789OUT
Three Trees 4255821713634415681613344003445
HCP 7113115315179
Par 45344534436
Gross 65355644442
Net 54244534334
TOTAL +1E-1-1-1-1-1-1-2
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Three Trees 55733050748742619936920841634996944
HCP 21668412181410
Par 5454434343672
Gross 5665554354486
Net 4554444243670
TOTAL -3-2-2-2-2-1-1-2-2-2
Chris Caietti, Caietti, LeBeau Round 3
Club: Golf Club at Gray's Crossing
Course: Golf Club at Gray's Crossing

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 73.2/136
Front: 36.6/136
Back: 36.6/136
Course Handicap: 16
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4103486041564572745911784443462
HCP 1311717515391
Par 44534453436
Gross 54756474648
Net 43655363540
TOTAL E-1E+2+3+2+3+3+4
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 45516341341233452522242558935387000
HCP 10161421886124
Par 4344453453672
Gross 6334375564290
Net 5223364453474
TOTAL +5+4+2+1E+1+2+2+2+2
Chris Caietti, Caietti, LeBeau Round 4
Club: Edgewood Tahoe GC
Course: Edgewood Tahoe GC

Tee: Blue
Gender:
18-Hole: 73/140
Front: 36.5/141
Back: 36.5/139
Course Handicap: 16
Hole 123456789OUT
Blue 4023935755201883981614304173484
HCP 1115191331757
Par 44553434436
Gross 56673536344
Net 45562435236
TOTAL E+1+1+2+1+1+1+2E
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Blue 41337218742540639454717550134206904
HCP 61012421681814
Par 4434445353672
Gross 4546356374387
Net 3435245363571
TOTAL -1-1-1E-2-2-2-2-1-1
Chris Caietti, Caietti, LeBeau Round 5
Club: Genoa Lakes Golf Club & Resort
Course: Lakes Course

Tee: Green
Gender:
18-Hole: 71.2/130
Front: 35.6/130
Back: 35.6/130
Course Handicap: 15
Hole 123456789OUT
Green 4035184193373931654451605443384
HCP 1793751311115
Par 45444343536
Gross 67454454544
Net 66343343436
TOTAL +2+3+2+2+1+1+1+1E
Hole 101112131415161718INTOTAL
Green 43632914958921535140048044133906774
HCP 21881210616144
Par 4435344543672
Gross 4656445544387
Net 3645335433672
TOTAL -1+1+2+2+2+1+2+1EE
Starting Hole