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Minnesota State High School League
League

Schools


Academy of Holy Angels

Ada-Borup

Adrian

Aitkin

Albany

Albert Lea

Alden-Conger

Alexandria Area

Andover

Annandale

Anoka

Apple Valley

Ashby

Atwater-Cosmos-Grove City

Austin

Badger-GB-MR

Bagley

Barnesville

Barnum

Becker

Belgrade-Brooten-Elrosa

Belle Plaine

Bemidji

Benilde-St. Margaret's

Benson

Bethlehem Academy

Big Lake

Bigfork

Blackduck

Blaine

Blake School

Blooming Prairie

Bloomington Jefferson

Bloomington Kennedy

Blue Earth Area

BOLD

Border West

Braham

Brainerd

Breck School

Breckenridge

Buffalo

Buffalo Lake-Hector-Stewart

Burnsville

Byron

Caledonia

Cambridge-Isanti

Canby

Cannon Falls

Cass Lake-Bena

Cedar Mountain

Centennial

Central Minnesota Christian

Champlin Park

Chanhassen

Chaska

Chatfield

Chisago Lakes

Climax-Fisher

Cloquet-Esko

Community Christian

Concordia Academy-Roseville

Coon Rapids

Cretin-Derham Hall

Crookston

Crosby-Ironton

Dassel-Cokato

Dawson-Boyd

Deer River

Delano

DeLaSalle

Detroit Lakes

Dilworth-Glyndon-Felton

Dover-Eyota

Duluth Denfeld

Duluth East

Eagan

Eagle Ridge Academy

East Central

East Grand Forks

East Ridge

Eastview

Eden Prairie

Edina

Elk River

Eveleth-Gilbert

FAIR

Fairmont

Faribault

Farmington

Fergus Falls

Fertile-Beltrami

Fillmore Central

Foley

Forest Lake

Fosston

Frazee

Fridley

G-F-W

Glencoe-Silver Lake

GMLO

Grand Rapids

Greenway-Nashwauk-Keewatin

Hastings

Hawley

Hayfield

Henry Sibley

Heritage Christian Academy

Hermantown

Heron Lake-Okabena-Fulda

Hibbing

Hill-Murray School

Hillcrest Lutheran Academy

Hills-Beaver Creek

Hinckley-Finlayson

Holy Family Catholic

Hopkins

Houston

Howard Lake-Waverly-Winsted

Hutchinson

International Falls

Irondale

Jackson County Central

Janesville-Waldorf-Pemberton

Jordan

Kasson-Mantorville

Kenyon-Wanamingo

Kerkhoven-Murdock-Sunburg

Kimball-Eden Valley-W

Kingsland

Kittson County Central

La Crescent- Hokah

Lac qui Parle Valley

Lake City

Lake Crystal-Wellcome Memorial

Lake of the Woods

Lake Park-Audubon

Lakes International Language Academy

Lakeview

Lakeville North

Lakeville South

Lanesboro

Le Sueur-Henderson-Cleveland-Sibley E

Legacy Christian Academy

Lewiston-Altura

Litchfield

Little Falls

LPGE-Browerville

Luverne

MACCRAY

Madelia

Mahnomen-Waubun

Mahtomedi

Mankato East

Mankato West

Maple Grove

Maple Lake

Maple River

Maranatha Christian Academy

Marshall

Marshall School, Duluth

Martin County West

Mayer Lutheran

Melrose Area

Mesabi East

Milaca

Mille Lacs

Minneapolis Edison

Minneapolis Patrick Henry

Minneapolis Roosevelt

Minneapolis South

Minneapolis Southwest

Minneapolis Washburn

Minnehaha Academy

Minneota

Minnesota Valley Lutheran

Minnetonka

Minnewaska Area

Montevideo

Monticello

Moorhead

Moose Lake-Willow River

Mora

Morris Area-Chokio-Alberta

Mound Westonka

Mounds Park Academy

Mounds View

Mt. Lake Area - Comfrey

Murray County Central

Nevis

New Life Academy of Woodbury

New London-Spicer

New Prague

New Richland-H-E-G

New Ulm

New Ulm Cathedral

North

North Branch

North Woods

Northeast Range - Ely

Northern Freeze

Northfield

Northome-Kelliher

Open World Learning

Orono

Ortonville

Osakis

Osseo

Ottertail Central

Owatonna

Park

Park Christian

Park Rapids Area

Parnassus Preparatory

Paynesville Area

Pelican Rapids

Pequot Lakes

Perham

Pierz

Pillager

Pine City

Pine Island-Zumbrota-Mezeppa

Pine River-Backus

Pipestone Area

Plainview-Elgin-Millville

Princeton

Prior Lake

Proctor

Providence Academy

Red Lake

Red Lake County

Red Rock Central

Red Wing

Redwood Valley

Renville County West

Richfield

Robbinsdale Armstrong

Robbinsdale Cooper

Rochester Century

Rochester John Marshall

Rochester Lourdes

Rochester Mayo

Rockford

Rocori

Rogers

Roseau

Rosemount

Roseville Area

Rothsay

Rush City

Rushford-Peterson

Russell-Tyler-Ruthton

Sartell-Saint Stephen

Sauk Centre

Sauk Rapids-Rice

Shakopee

Shattuck-Saint Mary's

Simley

Sleepy Eye United

South Saint Paul

Southland

Southwest Christian

Spectrum

Spring Lake Park

Springfield

St. Anthony Village

St. Charles

St. Clair - Loyola

St. Cloud Apollo

St. Cloud Cathedral

St. Cloud Tech

St. Croix Lutheran Academy

St. Croix Preparatory Academy

St. Francis

St. Louis Park

St. Michael-Albertville

St. Paul Academy and Summit

St. Paul Central

St. Paul Como Park

St. Paul Harding

St. Paul Highland Park

St. Paul Humboldt

St. Paul Johnson

St. Peter

St. Thomas Academy

Staples-Motley

Stewartville

Stillwater Area

SWMCH-EHS

Tartan

Thief River Falls

Totino-Grace

Tracy-Milroy-Balaton

Tri-City United

Triton

Truman-GHEC-Martin Luther

Two Harbors

Underwood

United North Central

United South Central

Virginia-Mt Iron-Buhl

Wabasha-Kellogg

Wabasso

Waconia

Wadena-Deer Creek

Walker-Hack.-Akeley-Laporte

Warroad

Waseca

Watertown-Mayer

Wayzata

West Central Area

West Marshall Fusion

Westbrook-Walnut Grove

White Bear Lake Area

Willmar

Win-E-Mac

Windom Area

Winona-Cotter

Woodbury

Worthington

Yellow Medicine East

Zimmerman